September 2011
2 posts
i want to be a grown up now.
i just want to drink milk (or sugary iced coffee) with my man in the am, go to work, come home at five, snuggle, and have lots of great secks.
p.s. study abroad sucks so far.
homesick.
it’s the fucking worst.
May 2011
1 post
Is it acceptable to blog about being bored?
Corey is asleep and I’ve consumed three books today. Why aren’t my eyes drooping shut? Oh, probably just the pervasive fear that someone (i.e.: poppe and his gf in tow) will burst in and have another two hour fight from 3am-5. Come on guys. Don’t disappoint me. I know you’re on your way.
March 2011
3 posts
15 hour drive to Panama City
Corey’s reading Harry Potter in the backseat with me, and I, bored almost to tears because a) it’s dark so there’s nothing to look at, and b) I’m not tired because I’m now that person that stays up till 6am and then accomplishes nothing the next day- am now tumbling quietly listening to the inspirational music of Justin Bieber.
This drive really reminds me why I...
Oh my gosh.
I hate being menstrual. The world is a darker place and I poop more than usual.
February 2011
6 posts
An Evening Encounter. →
Grammar Frustration →
Gandalf. →
Ayyy vant to go sledding!!
Or suck blood. But sledding is preferred.
“Dear Oklahoma: I know I was angry at you for that last, super lame snow day and...”
– Jess
January 2011
4 posts
Oh hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just...
I worked out with Kahhhhtherine today and we walked 1.6666 miles and walked .333333 miles. Then we went downstairs and tried out all the lovely machines that neither of us knew how to work. I’m so out of shape now that I can’t even run a mile (not that I ever could before). Feels good to work out now though, despite the fact that I still maintain that working out is for the birds, and...
December 2010
9 posts
CB
You are the only man who I would drop any guy for in a split second. Watching you move is like heaven for me, and your voice! (faints)
And my god, that smile. CB, your smile should be illegal.
DONE DONE DONE
wifff my first paper of the end of the semester blues!! only two more tests and a 18 pager to go!! bonus: it’s about menstruation.
yesssss
quotes on an fb
Avery: I wouldn't be your friend if you weren't pale.
Hilareeee: That's stupid. Would you be friends with me if I was ugly?
Avery: ...I'm friends with you now.
Frenchmen
Her: Herro. :)
Him: Bonjour.
Her: Oooooh, a French man.
Him: Wee wee.
Her: It's "oui oui" you idiot.
Him: I know, I was curious if you wanted a little wee wee upon my return.
Her: OoOoOoOoO
Him: I believe you mean ooh la la. ;)
my future
(503): gross. I think i’ll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they’re not welcome in my womb
November 2010
9 posts
THERE'S ONLY ONE
OKLAHOMA
“How many times do we have to remind our little brother OSU? Silly boys,...”
– Kaci Wilson
“To all of you OSU fans, coaches, and players, we own Boone Pickens Stadium. Go...”
– Bryan Welch
“Laws of nature: the sun rises in the east, what goes up must come down, OU...”
– Kurt Cockran
“I don’t hear any pistols firing??
They will later….when all their...”
– Jordan Cobian :)
my understanding professors
dear gismondi, faison, and ehrhardt,
i am eternally indebted to you for your ability to understand what a college student is going through when she becomes ill and all her motor functions become incapacitated.
i have the BEST professors in the world.
love, chin-yew
dammit dammit dammit
i’m so freaking tired that i can barely keep my eyes open, yet when i attempt to fall asleep, it’s FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. i have been trying to go to bed since 10 PM LAST NIGHT— it’s now 6 in the morning and i’m here. because for whatever reason, my illness will not let me fall asleep which i believe IS NECESSARY FOR ME TO GET BETTER. i have two papers to complete within...
Oh my god.
I AM SO CONGESTED I CAN HARDLY BREATHE.
I WANT TO DIE BUT I HAVE TWO PAPERS TO WRITE
BROWNIES TO BAKE
AND A DOG WHO DRINKS OUT OF THE TOILET.
damn you Bear.
Looking for a soulmate.
who loves How To Train Your Dragon
is unbelievably in love with its soundtrack
literally wants a pet like Toothless
and hates homework.
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
3 posts
Tricksy hobbitses →
LOL
August 2010
3 posts
on a side note
i can’t help but melt whenever i hear chace crawford’s voice.
my residents this year are absolutely great. the first weekend went by with no citations (yay!) and they’re all super friendly and don’t mind me touching them. i also love my buddy RA, michaelz. and louis armstrong is the perfect accompaniment when staying up late for no reason but tumbling. :)
just remember till you're home again
you belong to me.
One of the (many) songs I want on my proposal playlist.
fly the ocean in a silver plane
see the jungle when it’s wet with rain
just remember till you’re home again
you belong to me.
June 2010
6 posts
“(262): I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short...”
RONDO.
my love. dayyyum boi.
along with ray allen, paul pierce, and mistah kgee.
CELTICS!!!!!!
omg.
hate the lakers coach.
“they know how to lose in the fourth quarter.”
douchebaggggggg
crucial characteristics for a future male whose...
must not have receding hairline.
must have some sort of musical ability. i need to be able to produce some kind of protege. if not musical, then extreme athleticism will do. football player ideal.
must possess a heart and not make fun of gingers.
must have enough sensitivity to like musicals, or at least appreciate them.
must be able to dance.
must have best possible sense of humor.
bonus...
lately
i’ve chalked up another reason why not to love someone: they like the lakers.
i’m in love with modern family and the celtics.
i am working a ton. i have my entire rent for the summer paid, so now all i have to buy to make myself happy are food and SPONGES.
i actually found some ideal sponges the other day at dollar tree (new favorite store) and went berserk. it. was. awesome.
...
April 2010
3 posts
Teeny Weeny Stories
-What’s your dick doing?
“It is sitting between my legs doing nothing.”
-Tell me penis stories!
“One day it was just sitting in my pants minding its own business when it felt the wrath of a small Asian hand. It sat there choking until it just stopped all of a sudden and the hand left. It now lives in fear of the small Asian hand. The end.”
-Moreeeee!
“One...